A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

The Giraffe boards mascot has little to do now that accusations of them allowing anonymous Dopers to talk mean about the SDMB have petered out.

“I had a farm in Africa, at the foot of the Ngong Hills.”

[not an entry] If anyone can spot an incoming ship…[nae]

I like the way this captures the emotional – wait, was I going to say the emotional state of the giraffe? Anyway, lots of nice entries on this one – thanks! But over to you, kaylasdad99.

tyvm. I’ve been away from the thread for a bit, and I hope this isn’t a repeat.

Snakes In A Brain

…aaand he does children’s parties.

Just our neighbor and hisss friends.

“Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?”

St. Patrick had a few bad days.

Snakes Gone Wild.

I have had it with these muthaf×××in snakes on this muthaf×××in face!!

The snake charmer loses control of his Golem.

For when you’ve outgrown your Neti pot.

Never piss off a Slytherin.

Medusa was concerned she was growing a visible moustache.

It started with a double-dog dare to eat a worm, but things got out of hand.

A nice selection to choose from. needscoffee gets runner up, but the prize goes to:

Take it away, you mild-mannered reporter!

Maybe that should be manner-milded reporter. :face_with_tongue:

It’s pretty hot here. How about where you are?