All yours, @Knowed_Out! (I almost went with someone else until I took a closer look at her legs.)
Continuing the vintage SF theme
The band was hot, so they danced the Martian Merengue.
They had to invade Earth when they exhausted their own planet’s reserves of latex.
Do Zorg’s eyes make my ass look fat?
Tina Louise revitalized her career doing interstellar films, but she regretted not getting casting approval for her leading men.
Nice Steely Dan reference. You’re up!
Thanks!
Let’s try this:
Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon;
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the blonde ran away with the pig.
You can’t stop us! Our love is eternal!
moonlit piglet transit
Don’t deadname me as “Tom, Tom the Piper’s son”
thought the warm smell of colitis would cover the pig shit, eh miscreant?
Deputy Fife finally tracked down his son’s kidnapper.
One bullet was all he needed and she was his.
The sequel to Charlotte’s Web is a real pot boiler.
“Miss! I have reason to believe your tango partner’s a werepig!”
Melanie ran as fast as she could, because she really had to bring home the bacon.
Wait, Ellen - bring her back! I can change!
Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen!
Is anyone interested in resuming the game?
Many critics said that although she did a the best she could with what she was given in Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Audrey Hepburn just couldn’t measure up to the demands of her role.
Audrey Hepburn had to live larger than life due to her actual size.