Is this from the latest live-action version of Ice Age?
Superman gets a playful dog with powers but poor Aquaman has to settle for a squirrel that can swim underwater.
As he approached Mach 2, Eric nervously checked whether his remaining ear was still attached.
Cyril resorted to desperate measures to locate his nuts.
Gotta give this one to @Tibby for this gem:
All yours, Tibby!
“Time to transition into screenwriting.”
“Tonight’s the night we’ll make history
Honey, you and I
'Cause I’ll take any risk to tie back the hands of time”.
“Time flies, but will I?”
“Hey, you got a minute? Want one?”
Ever the kampanaphobic, Frank resorted to desperate measures.
It was at this point that Harold decided that changing clocks for Daylight Savings Time was more trouble than it was worth.
Tough call. Batter up, @Spoons !
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I won’t eat this all now. I’ll have a tongue sandwich for lunch.
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Oh boy. There’s a wad of gum stuck on the bottom for afters.
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It’s bad enough when one fish eye is looking at me. This thing has twelve
Disease control experts were astonished to discover that leather shoes could be a vector of parasitic worm infections.
Mr Chaplin’s personal chef misunderstood his request for “something made with choux pastry”.
These were the lean years at United Artists.
“This shoe is almost as old as my girlfriend.”
Sole Food