“It’s a drain cleaner and a dessert topping!”
“Well, I don’t know about the Metropolitan Museum, but I’m sure we could find a place for it in the Museum of Modern Art.”
This is a photo of the brain-sucker starving.
Voted ‘Most Likely to Start a Lawsuit’ by the Quality Assurance team at the Acme French Tickler Condom company.
Although their profile was verified by IDMe, it didn’t help secure a first date.
You paint with words @Tibby
Thanks! Here’s a pic in need of a caption:
The woods? Uh… oh… oh dear… yes, well, they’re in that direction, you better hurry!
The launch of ride share company Ubear was a spectacular show.
Petrushka’s debut as bear cyclist was spoiled when a woman with two heads showed up behind him and subsequently captured the audience’s attention.
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Now, now, let’s be inclusive: it’s women with a shared body, not a woman with two heads.
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@iamatractorboy, c’mon down!
Yay, I won with a poop joke. Mental note: keep it low brow 
Let’s stick with the circus theme…
Bonzo’s act with a giant broccoli spear was supposed to encourage children to eat more vegetables, but it had the opposite effect.
I figured ending the show by ‘loosening Jumbo’s fecal logjam’ with a giant cue tip would bring the house down. Instead, the gag… well… plopped.
“Alas, poor Yorik…” The all-clown version of Hamlet was not a success.
Repaint harlequin, said the stick-plop man
Chuckles scores the last shish kabob at the company BBQ, but can’t help but wonder why his pal Jumbo didn’t show up.
“Khlav Kalash! Get your Khlav Kalash!”
Sick and twisted… I like it… your turn Elmer!