Octopus: You know, I enjoyed my role in your wife’s dream a lot more.
Best insult I’ve heard since Kimmel’s monologue. Take it away @Knowed_Out .
Thankee.
Why you should never overfeed your goldfish.
Bluefin tuna prices skyrocket, sushi chef settles for whatever’s flopping on the sand.
Jenny’s always been a fish out of water wherever she goes.
Piscine yoga never really gained popularity away from the beach.
If a marine mammal washes ashore, immediately call your local marine mammal stranding network or NOAA Fisheries at 1-800-992-2132. Do not touch or return the animal to the water, as it may be sick, injured, or disoriented. Keep people and pets at least 50 yards away, reduce noise and disturbance, and take photos from a safe distance to provide to the experts…and social media.
Despite joining Weightwatchers, Erica still struggled with the scales.
Loved the pun. You’re next.
Here’s our next picture:
At all costs, the Fifty Foot Woman must be satisfied.
Not many people remember Aquaman’s one-issue guest villain, Torpedoman.
The new live-action Woody Woodpecker movie was filmed entirely in a Home Depot plumbing aisle, on a low budget.
While not a well-known as the iron lung, the iron sinus was an important step in medical science. And 1988 is the miracle year of micro-engineering. Why, only a short while ago this took up an entire building. But today, as you can see, the streets beckon our subject.
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The new, improved, GIANT Aspirin! Will make your head ache disappear!
(Tried unsuccessfully to find the ‘strikethrough’ option here 
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Virtual reality has come a long way since 1978.
For those super big nasal discharges that can be used as hair gel
Fifteen minutes later, Arthur realized he had it on backwards.
Private Giannelli thought he could break down and reassemble any rifle, but he met his match in the Mauser supergroßes Gewehr.