Personally, I liked Kent_Clark’s better, but a win’s a win, so let’s try
If only Thanksgiving was in the Summer, Jessica could make her dream come true of having a tan that exactly matches the golden brown color of her turkey and her favorite dress.
I’m flattered @Dr.Winston_OBoogie . Thank you.
…except for those strands of microfilm in the pumpkin pie. Won’t they ever do something about those Commie spies?
… because she could send Frank off to watch the game and get slowly drunk as a skunk while the turkey burned in the oven, daydreaming how life would have been so much more exciting if only she’d said yes to Dan’s invitation to the prom back in ‘47.
… because she got her stuffing from Raoul the gardener.
… less so for family members Frank, Skippy and Buffy, the victims of Jessica’s infamous triple poisoning murders.
“Who’s for a canapé before the main course?”
I like the surreality from @Slithy_Tove - we’ll give them the victory!
Thank you doctor. Let’s look at the late Ralph Wolfe Cowan; he of the Trump tennis sweater portrait. Who knew that was comparatively restrained?
…and Keith Partridge in a pear treee!
LSD is a hell of a drug.
Michael Jackson’s portrait at the entrance of the Neverland Ranch
I can’t find the kitchen sink but I’m sure it’s in there somewhere.
A lesser-known member of the Round Table: Sir Michael the Falsetto.
The reimagining of Camelot went a bit too far for the typical Broadway musical.
Bad
(More letters)
Weird Al passed on parodying this portrait because he couldn’t think of anything more ridiculous.
Take it away Elmer
Thanks!
