“Only five beatings at a time, folks! Her mother here is now wondering if it was her other daughter who’s the trollop!”
“You get the pitchforks! You get the torches! And you—get a film crew over here! We can sell this to Universal for their next monster movie!”
“It was a horse!”
“It was a mule!”
Karen forgot that she time-traveled to the 19th century… and learned the hard way that in 1840, the customer wasn’t just not always right — sometimes she was the local sacrifice.
“We want our money back! We said we wanted rain, and all you’ve gotten us is a few measly clouds!”
“No headdress? Lacey overgarments? It’s the FALL OF CIVILIZATION!”
Win to @Ferris (although props must still go to @Kent_Clark for the shande rhyme)
@Slithy_Tove Thanks very much.
[Aside] Does anyone have any tips for finding suitable images? I usually struggle to find pics that aren’t licensed and have a linkable address.
"This is the Captain! All Hands! Abandon ship! Ab— "
Not in play: I usually take a screenshot of a picture and upload it to Imgur because I’ll see a pic in a FB post or someplace else where I’ll never find it again.
“Paris, France? I thought we were going to Paris, Texas!”
Carnival Cruise Lines’ seldom-mentioned Seaman’s Experience voyages.
He saw God’s foot upon the treadle of the loom, and spoke it; and therefore his shipmates called him mad. Proving that men would rather sail around the Horn than go to therapy.
What happens when canister sealants go to the lowest bidder.
I did think there might’ve been an entry along the lines of “Ah-chooo!” but I’ll give it to @Kent_Clark since I’ve occasionally browsed cruise holiday brochures but never chosen one.
Thanks, @Ferris It’s time to talk turkey.
Mitch McConnell’s plastic surgeon looks at wattle samples for his client.
“Nope, this one can’t fly either”.
We call him “the Turkey Whisperer.”
Short, sweet and to the point. You’re up @Lumpy