The latest remake of The Wizard of Oz improved on the flying monkeys.
An AT&T payroll officer was sent to negotiate after their lineschimp demanded ten percent more peanuts.
OK, I like this parent lie that’s actually true. You’re up Elmer!
Thanks!
“I bet number 7 is full of PEE!”
The children proved that they CAN taste the difference between premium name-brand soda and the cheap supermarket generic.
I bet number 1 is beer!
As degustation menus went, it was pretty underwhelming.
So is number 1, number 3, and (sadly) number 5.
You’re up @Knowed_Out
#5 should call a doctor.
Ever since the entire herd got LASIK surgery, nocturnal predators have been too creeped out to bother them.
The test herd maintained at the Chernobyl exclusion zone shows anomalies…
Four legs good. Two legs MUST DIE!
Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream
Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream
(from Pink Floyd, Sheep. Thought it was fitting)
The Midwich sheep were said to have fine quality wool, but anyone who tried to shear one died a horrible death.
Maybe I should get LASIK. Take it away k.
Huh?
Attenborough Narration (soft BBC whisper):
“Here, the elusive Giant Saharan Bullfrog fixes his gaze upon unsuspecting prey… preparing to unleash his long, sticky tongue. For the prey, there is no escape.”
ICE nightmare
The second before Hopper T. Frog gained sentience and thought the two humans in front of him were flies.