Chippy never got over losing out to Roddy McDowall for Planet of the Apes.
“When I was liberated by PETA they didn’t tell me I’d have to buy my own cigarettes from now on.”
Would you like to buy some insurance? I can save you more than $100 a year. Just sign here.
(By the way, the picture really does remind me of a certain insurance salesman I used to know.)
@Lumpy, are you out there?
I’m starting to wonder myself!
Anyway, I was tickled by:
Be vewy quiet Elmer!
Thanks!
“Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Skid Row Road?”
Never bring a Muppet to a gun fight
The Unusual Suspects
“I already told you - the two guys in the striped shirts knocked us around, and then the one with the unibrow stole our garbage and cookies!”
At the lineup, Miss Piggy says it is definitely number 2.
Keyser Söze went to extreme lengths to hide his identity.
The greatest trick Mr. Snuffleupagus ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
The winner:
Thanks Elmer! Next up…
I’m just filling in while Oscar goes shopping.
Ecch! Too fresh.
Is it 2028 yet?
Times were tough for Rocket after his gig with the Guardians ended.
Take it away, KC!
That guy on the back of the trash truck sure got a surprise, didn’t he?