I wouldn’t eat you 'cause you’re so tough.
Did you say you MET Seymour, or you ET Seymour?
“Ooh, my dietician would be so mad if he found out! Still, she is only wafer thin.”
No! I’m not going to show you my boobs!
Suppertime! Yes it’s suppertime,
Oh why is suppertime the very best time of day?
Oops, sorry. Wrong musical.
Ooh, looks like you have a cavity… have you seen a dentist lately?
@kaylasdad99 gets the nod for the worst pun of the day.
Take it away!
Ta. What’s going on here?
Bojack’s depravity knew no bounds.
He asked the size of his cob and got an earful.
Asses are as asses do.
After this was shown to the jury, Children’s Protection Services went back to using dolls to act out testimony.
(Not in play: I was trying to think of something along these lines. Bravo @Kent_Clark !)
If it was up to me, this would be the clear winner.
It IS up to me, and I concur.
@Kent_Clark , you’re up
Thank you to all. Next up, it’s tax day here in the U.S. What do you have?
“You won’t you take magic beans for payment anymore?”
“Why don’t you have a big chest like Theodoric behind you? I like big chests.”
“And what did you bring for my dog?”
You appear to have stepped in my dog’s shit. Sorry about that.