What a brute! We all know (barring bunny ears) you start by biting off the arms and legs first.
Who’s a good boy?
Dude! How hard can it be? Just look to see if his tail is wagging.
“He’s welcome to play poker, but he’s not allowed anywhere near the crap table.”
Is this where we roll them bones?
“How do you beat someone who can smell your tells?”
Bob always played better when there was a full moon.
Once again, @MW_Degen_Gamblr found himself sitting next to the only player who could outwit him.
DUH! You’re next @Elmer_J.Fudd !
Thanks!
Weird Al? You’ve changed, dude!
Jimi Hendrix almost decided that it was too expensive to light his guitar on fire, until he looked up how much accordions cost.
Whenever Jimi got drunk, he’d reminisce about his early, happier days when he worked on his Acoustic Ladyland album.
He made a bet that a hip enough player could make even an accordion cool. He lost.
Play it again, Sam.
Polka haze all in my dome
Lately I play an accordion
Actin’ funny but I don’t know why
'Scuse me while I play 2/4 time
Despite his virtuosity, Lawrence Welk still refused to hire Jimi as a summer replacement.
Opening for The Monkees was a sad substitute for Jimi’s secret dream of opening for the Kenosha Kickers Polka Polka Polka band.
The winner!