A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

I think they’ve expanded the Indianapolis 500 too much!

“McRibs back again?”

New Disneyland Parking lot opens today.

“There’s a sale at Pennys!”

Europeans think this wouldn’t be a problem if we just built trains.

(not an entry)
Europeans would be wrong.

Jay Leno’s collection has gotten a little out of hand.

Starting grid for the Indy500000.

Okay, I larfed. Your turn Elmer.

Thanks!

You do NOT mess with the Copyright Police!

After the Disney stable of washed-up toons’ residuals stopped coming in, they had to take desperate measures.

Next time you’re at Disneyland, check out the updates they’ve made to Adventureland.

Facing destitution in the era of CGI, Mickey and co resorted to desperate measures to pay the bills.

The piece Walt Disney scrapped in Fantasia in exchange for the ballet piece.

(Not in play) Based on clothing and automobile styles (as well as the presence of the Disney version of Winnie the Pooh), I would date the setting to early-to-mid 1960s.

Also, unless there are more police “off-camera”, those two cops are fighting like heroes: out of seven bank robbers only two are still on their feet.

“This is fucking goofy!”
“Jesus Carl, not while he’s laying dead!”

The really bad sequel to Reservoir Dogs got only a 20% on Rotten Tomatoes- and a slew of copyright suits.

The winner…

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