“It all turned out so easy,” he thought. “All I had to do was to tell Ice they are illegally here from Rwanda and now they are gone for good.”
John regretted his tattoo after he started taking his meds.
On second thought, adding a video seems against the spirit of this thread, so i withdraw, my entry.
You are what you eat…
The voices in Mark’s head grew louder. They kept telling him to eat more meatloaf, casseroles, and Jello salad.
The voices in Mark’s head grew louder. They kept telling him to eat more meatloaf, casseroles, and Jello salad
Sounds like a balanced meal. Winner, winner. Voices say dinner.
Continuing the wholesome theme. . .
Donna’s parents thought it was just a “tomboy” stage…
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said “Dear boy, I’m gonna make you a man”
Real men grip bottles from the bottom
The original was too big for the available space in the magazine, so the decision was made to crop the bottom, where it said “But it takes about 18 years.”
You noticed that, too? Good eye @Knowed_Out . I’m passing the bottle to you.
OK, chew on this.
Great! The Hello Kitty backpack is available!
Zangnor’s devotion to fashion kind of defeats the purpose of disguising his time machine as a 21st Century laptop.
Bobby (the Zoom) accidentally stumbled on the a tentacle sex site.
The AI generated image of Kim Jong Un showing off North Korea’s technology somehow seemed a little – off.
Take the baton @Elmer_J.Fudd
Maybe I’m too late now but I’ll add:
“Billionth of a second exposure as the lightning strike grounded through his wrist and feet”.
