A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

I WANT COCAINE!

“Where are the teats on this thing?”

“I’M A HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO!!!”

And @Knowed_Out rolls a strike for the most off the wall interpretation.

From Reddit

Image didn’t carry over, but at least the link works.

“Spare tire? Which one?”

The beginnings of a new competition: World’s Strongest Redneck Woman.

CrossFit with your Crosstrek.

@Lumpy wins this heavily contested round.

My caption (ineligible for the win):

“Fetal Alcohol Syndrome? Thassa’ Democrat lie!”

Who needs a bottle opener? I’ve got teeth left!

Your Airbnb hosts await your arrival.

In these parts, Fathers Day is…complicated.

Florida Man and his (clears throat) “sidekick”.

For her next tattoo she is considering to make it a picture of Lumpy.

All gold, but the creme was

Thanks!

“I don’t know how I’m gonna get this back into the nest…”

“Somehow, I expected the magic bean to be smaller.”

Paul Bunyon had such big balls that they had to bury him without them and then bury each ball separately.