Bessie wasn’t too thrilled with how her rhinoplasty had gone.
“I like to take her duck hunting. She’s a great bird dog.”
" I caught the birdie, I caught the birdie- ooops"
After extensive test trials, the streamlining was deemed to be a total failure.
Rover’s owner kinda half-assed it for the Canine Halloween Party.
Presenting the Best in Show: a beautiful pedigree Shuttlecocker Spaniel.
Bruce the Bat Dog was a big hit with baseball fans, so the Badminton World Federation thought, “What could go wrong?”
It’s @needscoffee by a nose, barely edging out Ferris.
Thanks!
The new (pat pending) “Brainsucker got all the info they needed, but sadly it was a bit too obvious”