Bessie wasn’t too thrilled with how her rhinoplasty had gone.
“I like to take her duck hunting. She’s a great bird dog.”
" I caught the birdie, I caught the birdie- ooops"
After extensive test trials, the streamlining was deemed to be a total failure.
Rover’s owner kinda half-assed it for the Canine Halloween Party.
Presenting the Best in Show: a beautiful pedigree Shuttlecocker Spaniel.
Bruce the Bat Dog was a big hit with baseball fans, so the Badminton World Federation thought, “What could go wrong?”
It’s @needscoffee by a nose, barely edging out Ferris.
Thanks!
The new (pat pending) “Brainsucker got all the info they needed, but sadly it was a bit too obvious”
The bandwidth needed for direct brain interfaces proved challenging
Bob’s bridge partner told him if he bids no-trump ONE MORE TIME he’s outta there.
RFK Jr trying out his next health decree at a lunch meeting with his subordinates.
Okay, who’s in?
I’m in for a couple of bucks!
It’s game night!
The Elks club had a very different poker night.
“You lie! Two pair does not beat three of a kind!”
“No, but four claws do.”
Going all in with a 7-2 off-suit, Eric was about to pull off the bluff of his life.