Sis Boom Bah!
Not in play
“What is the sound of an exploding sheep?”
AI misconstrues pets de sœurs in the worst possible way
Nicely done, @needscoffee
Small plaque 8” above the door sill:
“If you or someone you know is struggling with mental health, there are several resources available to help, including…”
Actual text:
“Bok, bok bok-bok-bok! BUBOK!”
Following a promising lead, Detective McFeathers investigates a ‘missing hen’ case.
Hannibal Cluckter is feeling a bit peckish.
So. That’s how you solve a problem like Maria.
“I’ve always wanted to become a friar”.
Is this the Jeffrey Dahmer exhibit?
He was proud to be appointed to negotiate a treaty with the enemy, but pessimistic about his chances for success.
“If I had hands and arms, I would have brought flowers for the deceased.”
Hun? This one looks promising…it says they have 11 kinds of herbs and spices… Hun?.. Hun??
[Sound of chicken footsteps retreating at a fast pace]
“Let my people go!”
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!
You’re up, @Ferris!
Having stuffed Dale into his cheek pouches, Chip is dismayed to realize he’s now obligated to keep him fed.
Damn! I forgot to say Grace.
Resisting the impulse to make a corny joke here …