NO idea why the original wouldn’t render. Here it is filtered through a couple of redirects:
“I was born…a poor Renaissance child.”
The Stable Master turned out to not be so stable.
This is what happens to all who would thrwart me, Nell! Now, for the last time, will you marry me?
Mrs Carutthers was sceptical that Edwards’s flatmate had been up all night ‘studying’.
“That’s him, Mother. He called me fat.”
FTW 
Thank you!
[Aside] I struggle more with finding and posting suitable pictures - compared to many of the others, which are fantastic.[/aside]
Next up:
‘Take Rod 1, locate Hole A and attach with medium nut C.’
‘Bloody Ikea.’
“Another F in Color Theory? Maybe you just aren’t cut out for fashion college.”
“Eye of Newt? Whoever heard of using Eye of Newt? Go run downtown, lad, and tell Newt to be wary.”
“Either you write bigger, or I get glasses. And I don’t want glasses.”
“… well, I suppose I won’t mark you tardy this time since you’ve got a doctor’s note.”
-“BB”-
It’s from the HOA. Apparently stinky old men puttering about is in violation of the CC&Rs.
“It is written in moon-letters”.
Nope. The will is quite clear. Wearing all black does not prove you are a descendant of Johnny Cash.
“According to this, I stand to inherit 72 virgins.”
“Isn’t that a Watchtower pamphlet?”
“Dear friend, this is a chain letter…”
Take ten entries, fit all into ‘funniest caption’… I can’t blame this on Ikea, can I?
@iamatractorboy - you figured out the best entry according to me.
Cheers Ferris!
Speaking of furniture, hopefully this link works…