Over the line. Reveal at your own risk. (Except for @knoodler. )
Let a pussy get exposed in public and out comes the guys with their cameras.
Or, reaching back a bit…
Once Britney’s pussy was exposed, the paparazzi were constantly looking for new shots.
(I think the winner has already been posted, so just for the heck of it):
The lucky photographers caught the cat eating the entire German shepherd. These few are hoping for at least a pic of him shitting it back out
If Schenectady Hal coughs up a hairball on All Soul’s Day, we will have an extra six weeks of winter.
Jeez! Can’t a guy take a dump in private?
“This is why I’m constantly grooming myself.”
A lot of great captions! References to Britney Spears and Haitian diets aside, this one wins:
@iamatractorboy you’re up!
Cheers Knoodler!
What does everyone make of this one…?
I’ll make a man of you, son.
“I’m trying for a promotion at work. I want to get ahead.”
[not an entry]
“Why, I could make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl…!”
[nae]
God damn it! Amazon sent me the wrong size again.
Alfred thought he could never adopt due to lacking a head until the agency found a child without a body.
Let’s go bowling!
Put my head on your shoulders… 
When Text Wrapping settings are wrong.
Alan’s mates had hinted that he didn’t have his head screwed on right.
Hehe, this one made me chuckle the most…
Go for it Buck!
Thanks, sorry for the delay I couldn’t log on until now.
“Bring me J.D. Vance!”