10 years later, no one would believe little Karen because the Satanic Panic was proven fake.
Now, Emily, I want you on your worst behaviour when the Lord of Darkness is summoned!
Like many holiday traditions, the Elf on the Shelf had some rather sinister beginnings.
Thou puttest thy right hand in
Thou taketh thy right hand out
Thou puttest thy right hand in
And thou shaketh it all about
You guys all made me laugh, but short and snarky FTW
Thanks @Slithy_Tove. To continue with the Halloween theme, this looks promising:
and a deep echoing voice echoes from the depths of the rotting mansion said, “Bedsheets? Really?”
“Come play with us Danny. For ever, and ever, and ever…”
“…and this house is haunted by the ghost of a fixed mortgage rate of 15.3%.”
Isn’tt this the old abandoned haunted insane asylum where an orderly killed 27 people with a chainsaw?"
“Yeah, but they give out full-sized candy bars.”
“Great! Lets go in!”
“I got a rock.”
These were ALL great!. But with apologies to everyone else someone has to be the winner, so the cup goes to:
@knoodler , front and center!
P.S. My own entry would have been
“♪Therrres- a- liiiiight…
–Over At The Frankenstein Place♫”
Thanks Lumpy!
I’ve got all this great candy, but when do i get my batmobile?
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
Meerkat! Meerkat! Meerkat!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na)
Meerkat! Meerkat! Meerkat!
Meerly a prairie dog in a batkat costume.
“Can I have some grub?”
Got any robins?
“To be honest, the ‘Crusader’ part is less fighting crime, and more getting sugary snacks…”
“This tastes better than beetles and moths. Don’t judge me.”