It’s called mouth to mouth resuscitation. I just invented it.
“Just remember what happened to the last guy who bogarted the joint.”
“Iocaine. I’d stake my life on it.”
(the guy with the paper) Offer them whiskey and we’ll get it all…
(the Indian counselor, standing behind the chief with the pipe) Offer them gambling and we’ll get it all back!
-“BB”-
“Oh! It is a pipe! I thought you were just pleased to see me.”
Dope gettum you through time of no wampum better than wampum gettum you through time of no dope.
Here’s to @Bicycle_Bill for drinking in the entirety of the scene! And blowing chunks of it back into this thread.
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(the guy with the paper) Offer them whiskey and we’ll get it all…
(the Indian counselor, standing behind the chief with the pipe) Offer them gambling and we’ll get it all back![/quote]
Okay -“BB”- it’s all yours.
Thank you … let’s see what all y’all can do with this one.
-“BB”-
“I hope this third and long will be successful. We waste a pumpkin on every punt, when the punter put his foot through the ball.”
“We’ll use our mistaken identity of you as our mascot in games of brutality and mayhem. After we force you to relocate, that is.”
“Next week we play the Bears.”
“I hear that way down south in Tenochtitlan they don’t use a pumpkin for this game”.
“Let’s do this every year. We can call it Lollapalooza!”
After reading about the exploits of Gourdie How, Charlie Brown experienced a severe psychotic break culminating in his belief in The Great Pumpkin.
Was hoping for something about ‘holiday tradition’ and @Prof.Pepperwinkle didn’t disappoint, but the tie-in to Lollapalooza lost me.
So this one is the best of a small field of submissions … you’re up, @knoodler.
-“BB”-
Thanks, Bill! I’ll take it!
“I’m crazy 'bout you, Brenda, right down to my giblets!”
“I had a grapefruit shoved into my face by Jimmy Cagney.
“Yeah? Tomorrow I’m getting shot in the head by Gary Cooper. Do you think this town will ever unionize?”
“You have that hungry look in your eyes, my dear.”
Carol soon realised she’d her misheard her friend’s suggestion they ‘go speed dating in Turkey’.