I can’t go outside! They’re gonna beat me up!
“Mabel, get out of there! The name on the mailbox is ‘Walt Disney’!!!”
We’ll take turns buying as much pseudoephedrine as you’re allowed to sell us. This rural meth crisis has really hit a new low, hasn’t it?
Tough choice! I’m going to go with @Elmer_J.Fudd:
Thanks!
Early childhood photo of the first Flying Wallenda.
During the Depression, re-enactments of the birth of Robin Hood were strangely popular.
Arrow Shirts got started as a baby clothing company.
Young Clark Kent proved to be a handful when he didn’t want to come in after playtime.
Our new BabySpray model makes covering your house with partly-digested apple and custard easier than ever!
Besides hunting down bank robbers, demonstrates how he earned the nickname “Melvin Purvis the Whirling Dervish.”
Even more feared than Machine Gun Kelly was Projectile Vomit Murphy
Since you’re all that upset about it, here’s your damn Lindbergh baby back!
Woah! Hold on there, Clark! You’re not going anywhere until we change that superdiaper!
Director Hoover thanks you, but you were supposed to catch “Pretty Boy” Floyd, not “Birdy Boy” Floyd.
Upper view of The Human Question Mark, @1952.
Bobby the Dowsing Baby proved more accurate at finding moonshine than the trained hounds.
Lots of good ones to choose from, but the winner is…
Thank you
We all float down here!