Groot is finally me tooed
The first take for Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights did not go entirely to plan.
So many to choose from, but @running_coach get extra credit for the pun’s brevity.
Okay, Coach, go and run with it.
Thanks but you’re going to regret it.
Discontinue use of Gerber Carrot Puree if child starts to exhibit unnatural physiognomy.
1997: McDonald’s Happy Meal tie-in with Gummo proves to be yet another corporate misfire.
“You know how at Christmas there’s Santa Claus but there’s also Krampus, a sort of evil anti-Santa? Well let me tell you about the Easter bunny…”
Mary Toft’s first child
Louise Belcher at age 2.
@Elmer_J.Fudd was no dudd.
Here’s the full gallery.
Thanks!
“When did I get a wart on the back of my hand?”
“Ew. She has a wart on the back of her hand.”
The remodeling opportunities are wonderful. And when we’re done we’ll rename it Slan Central Station.
“Ready for a day in the ruins followed by a night at the apocalypse, Miranda looks simply stunning in her jumpsuit by Monsanto …”
“Apocalyptic wreckage makes me feel pretty.”
“What a weirdo. She thinks the end of civilization makes her hot.”
Look, dear. I found Henry Bemis.
Jenn56B/90 succumbs to the Elaine Benes Plague.
Greg71J/33 stares in horror at the sheer incompetence of Jenn56B/90’s last moments.