“Yes, I work as a masker at an auto body shop. Why do you ask?”
The face painting craze reaches critical mask.
“Give a man a mask and you won’t know what he looks like.”
-Obvious Confucius
Kermit’s unacknowledged grandson.
That’s fame for you. Even the Mucimex spokesglob gets the women.
“So, why can’t we get movie roles anymore?”
…And I don’t give a damn about green-faced pallor…
I see Jim’s been overdoing the copper supplements again.
I’ve heard of being green with envy but her hair ain’t that great.
“When I say, ‘Ssssssmokin’!’ I’m not kidding.”
“Who says it’s not easy being green?”
“With the recent election, we’ve entered the Era of Greed. Money takes precedence over the preservation of mankind. Embrace the color of money my child!”
An early script for “Wicked” before revision.
Let’s give it to
@needscoffee , you’re up!
Well alrighty then!
Harold! Slow down! Use your turn signal next time! You’ve been swerving all over the place! It’s no wonder Wanda left you! You are so lucky your father and I have been here for you. Now when are you going to find a nice gull and settle down?
-“BB”-
But I’m stronnnnnnnng!
Strong enough to carry him, ohhhh
He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother
“Target acquired - newly washed BMW at 12 o’clock. Starting bombing run!”
We’re losing them! Fly faster! Faster!