A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

Mitch McConnell did say this was his last term, didn’t he?

What?

Do I look like I want a cracker?

Is that a genuine photo or AI?

Can you direct me to the Bosch residence? I’m supposed to be modeling for him.

This is why Clash of the Titans went with the mechanical owl instead of CGI.

-“BB”-

@Knowed_Out, if it’s a water cracker, sure.
You’re up.

The story behind the photo.

All rightie then.

“See, you count all of these, then divide by two, and that’s how many women are behind the screen. It’s easy.”

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe…

Harold always looked forward to the annual inspection for toeliosis.

The exact moment that changed Lt. Florsheim’s life.

When Mary-Janeys judging’s to be done
(to be done)

A podophilic copper’s lot is sure a happy one!
(happy one!)

Casting call for the role of “Mommy” in “Somethin’s Cookin’”

That’s them! Those are the legs I saw running from the crime scene!

“Not a flat foot among them! I told you women aren’t cut out to be police officers.”

Madame Clara’s open-air brothel was busted when Sergeant Hughes recognised Emily’s ankle tattoo.

I never thought I’d have to do that much research to understand some of these captions, so I decided to go with the silliest. Grats, @Spoons!

Hey, thanks!

Okay, keeping with the theme of “old British photos,” let’s see what you can come up with for this one:

Before TikTok and Twitter, The Guinness Book Of World Records was the repository of mindless stunts such as “The World’s Shortest Parade”.