A Genuine Caption Contest

Prof.Pepperwinkle · January 16, 2021, 4:15pm

She’s a hen, I’m a midget. Together, we fight crime.

Mean_Mr.Mustard · January 16, 2021, 7:48pm

The egg should be dropping any minute now.

Spoons · January 16, 2021, 9:18pm

“Well, somebody’s gotta smoke these cigarettes. The chicken sure as hell can’t!”

Elmer_J.Fudd · January 16, 2021, 9:21pm

I only hang out with him so he can buy me cigs. Nobody ever cards a chicken.

needscoffee · January 16, 2021, 9:23pm

Billy heard that cigarettes and big cocks were real babe magnets.

Knowed_Out · January 17, 2021, 7:32pm

All yours, Prof!

Prof.Pepperwinkle · January 17, 2021, 8:04pm

Thanks.

Here we have

Elmer_J.Fudd · January 17, 2021, 8:47pm

I expected something a little more exotic when I saw the sign “Midget Wrestling”.

needscoffee · January 17, 2021, 8:51pm

Whoever wins gets the pet chicken and pack of smokes!

Bicycle_Bill · January 18, 2021, 1:33am

“I could beat you with one hand behind my back!”
“Oh yeah? Well, I could beat you with one hand behind MY back too!”

-"BB"

Elmer_J.Fudd · January 18, 2021, 1:37am

On second thought, maybe a blood oath with super glue wasn’t such a bright idea.

Mean_Mr.Mustard · January 18, 2021, 10:44am

Loser changes Grandpa’s diaper.

Knowed_Out · January 18, 2021, 1:15pm

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers, the early days.

Elmer_J.Fudd · January 18, 2021, 1:17pm

“We’re saving or left hands for mumbledepeg.”

Prof.Pepperwinkle · January 18, 2021, 4:21pm

And our winner is:

Take it away, Mr. M!

Mean_Mr.Mustard · January 18, 2021, 11:41pm

Thanks!

needscoffee · January 18, 2021, 11:44pm

Elvis has left the building!

Elmer_J.Fudd · January 19, 2021, 12:24am

“B7add13(No5), baby! With gloves on! In Space!”:

Bicycle_Bill · January 19, 2021, 12:24am

Rejected design for the MTV ‘Moonman’ award.

-“BB”-

Spoons · January 19, 2021, 1:24am

There have been many covers of David Bowie’s “Space Oddity,” some odder than others.