I was hoping for some nastier captions, but this one works just as well.
Grats Quondam_Mechanic!
Along those lines, I was hoping that I could find something funnier than this picture, but I didn’t. Still, this gang will find something good, I bet.
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Fearing a backlash to the Kentucky Colonel, Madison Avenue comes up with a new face for KFC.
WoW! It’s the Pullet Surprise!
They see me comin’, they hatin’.
Where’d the midget go?
… because no one likes cold chicken.
The latest overreach by the conservative christian group was not met with universal aplomb.
This is not what I meant when I said I wanted dressing with my chicken!
They ain’t gonna call me Butterball no more!
Don’t ask me why a chicken needs a smoking jacket; ask that kid.
It’s a Rhode Island Red White and Polyester.
Rubber Chickens are no longer taking any crap.
Can somebody help? I gotta lay an egg and my zipper’s stuck!
For conservative rural areas, WalMart’s fashion line added rooster chastity belts.
A chicken’s age is easily determined by how high they hike their trousers.
The Chicken Crossing Guard.
He’ll help you get to the other side.
First one in was my fave:
A close second IMHO was
Bonum_Legatum, you’re up.
OK - I haven’t posted a picture before but I’ll try now.