“This guitar costs more than the Space Shuttle.”
Yeah, it’s an Air Guitar.
In space no one can hear you shred.
Top of the world, Ma!
They told me that I’d have to practice outside.
Missed the edit window: Dad told me that I’d have to practice outside.
In space, no one can hear you jam.
Oh boy, first one in is the winner!
Go, needscoffee
Thanks, MMM!
New pic:
In some species determining the sex of a pair is relatively straightforward.
The bird on the left is thinking: “Give it up already, he LOST the election.”
“Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!”
“Who’s scruffy-looking?”
Nevertheless, she persisted.
Winner is @Knowed_Out with
Runner-up is @Prof.Pepperwinkle with
All the answers were clever!
Your turn, @Knowed_Out!
Thank yew. You all mean absolutely nothing to me.
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“Whew! That’s a relief! I expected the imperialists to be a lot bigger.”
So, OK, I get that you’re a different kind of Indians. But don’t you have your own kind of cowboys?
I say, do you happen to have some Grey Poupon?
“Little one, the first thing you must do if you want to be one of us is to get rid of those ridiculous shoes!”
Has anybody seen a pair of ruby slippers around here?