A Genuine Caption Contest

What? Don’t make a big deal out of it, it’s a cover band.

For the truly modest who feels burkas are too revealing…

Zip Zip Top, before they shortened their name and grew beards.

That one for me was almost a throw-away. Remember when those commercials were EVERYWHERE? I was happier with the Aw Capone one. Kinda like Cartman playing “Lambs”…

which one, which one. Let’s give it to Zip Zip Top

@Mean_Mr.Mustard , you’re up!

I just googled the commercial, but I’m still not getting how it relates to the dolls…

The dolls are arranged like the signal bars on a cell phone.

D’oh! Very good!!!

Thanks, Doc!

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“This is America, where all you have to do is stick two things together that have never been stuck together before and SOMEONE will buy it.” George Carlin

I know, it’s a quote. But it seemed so perfect for the picture.

Darwin’s Muse

I climbed the Empire State Building and all I got was this lousy light fixture.

I was just gonna eat a candle, but decided I’d go for baroque.

'It wasn’t the airplanes, It was interior decorators killed the Beast.”

Tell me honey, does this fixture make me look fat?

And the mountain-gorilla-shaped sconce symbolizes man’s exploitation of Nature. In the gift shop, you can purchase them in left-right matching pairs.

There were a number of auditioners for the part of “The Lamp” in A Christmas Story, some stranger than others.

This year’s Darwin Award winner is…

:musical_score: By the light, of the Silverback moon…

(Trust me, you’d laugh if the lamp were somewhere other than his mouth).

Thomas Edison IS Dian Fossey in Gorillas in the Light