A Genuine Caption Contest

“Those legs were filling! I’ll take a nap and have the rest for breakfast.”

“So what if Mary had a little lamb. Let’s see anyone top THIS!

-“BB”-

Londonderry Air, which should not be confused with London derriere. OK Prof. Pepperwinkle, you are up.

Theng Q.

Nextes:

“Hulk kick puny Parker back to Sony Universe. Hulk get all reboots now!”

HULK NOT TOTO! WHAT IS KANSAS?

(Discourse doesn’t recognize Hulk-speak)

“You need a Snickers bar, M.J.”

I was just kidding, Dr. Banner!!

This is why I place this game:

Take it away, Elmer!

In “The Spirit of the Staircase”

Who would have thought that the Hulk suffered from arachnophobia?

More comics…

Clark Kent: “How about some more beans, Mr. Taggert?”
Mr. Taggert: “I’d say you’ve had enough!”

Ancient Kryptonian Recipe

Supertoe! Stronger than socks!

Henry Cavill will appear in Hillbilly Elegy 2.

“Ummm, Superhorse taste super good.”

The actual Fortress of Solitude was NOTHING like the one in the comics.

Somewhere along the line, the ‘O’ in ‘Souperman’ was lost to history.

-“BB”-

Meanwhile in Mertropolis, a hobo is flying around and leaping tall buildings after finding one of Brainiac’s mind-swapping devices.

Kal-El took a gap year to “find himself” after graduating from Smallville High.

“Luthor always wondered what I’d eventually do with him. I guess he knows now.”