And…the winner!
I never expected that one …OK - try this one:
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https://imgur.com/t/pinup_girl/5gIXS
When voters use their legs, the politicians get stuffed.
One reason why there was more voter turnout before the days of political correctness.
Why aren’t the donkey and elephant beating the stuffing out of each other?
Four blue letters and only one red exclamation mark? It’s a plot to steal the election!
Dominion’s new poster girl
The 1948 election had three candidates on the ballot: Truman, Dewey, and Legs.
The Democratic and Republican parties suffered massive voter defection to the new Cheesecake party.
I liked the idea of the pinup girl being a third-party candidate soooo, Spoons - you’re up.
Thanks, BL! Let’s see what you folks can do with this one:
The reincarnation of Joliet Jake Blues!
Nothing says winter will last six more weeks like a douchey fedora.
“And for my next number, Muskrat Divorce”.
I’m alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can’t you just let it be?
" 
I got those hole-diggin’ Blues… 
Are you ready to BURROW?!?
… I woodchuck it all away if you would gopher me …
Me and the boys would like to play for you our rendition of Mama’s Got those Prairie Dog Blues. Hit it, Andy!
But you know I’m him
Everybody knows I’m him
Well you know I’m the hoochie coochie mole
Everybody knows I’m him