A Genuine Caption Contest

This one was close. I liked "Muskrat Divorce,? and “I’m Alright,” but this one’s got to go to the Professor for this:

Take it away, Prof!


Here we are.

And target practice begins in 3…2…1…

Jeopardy category - Things that get old after 1 hour

And target practice for the blind begins in 3…2…1…

For whom the bell tolls
It tolls for thee, and thee, and thee, and thee…

The Swiss version of the “Dart Toss” carnival game was slightly different from the version played in other countries.

Here at the Senior Craft School for the Deaf…

Harry Lime’s nightmare.

The tragic backstory behind the ad campaign for Cocoa Puffs cereal.

“The store proprietor said I could go out with her if I could guess the one that she was thinking of. But I declined; I really don’t want to go out with such a clock-teaser.”

Worst-ever example of clock-blocking.


The reception area at Time magazine’s headquarters.

And you think that YOU have problems when daylight saving time ends.

Hi, my name is Bob and I’m a clock addict. I started out small, with an alarm clock here and there. But before I knew it, I was hooked on the hard stuff: Mantel clocks, Grandfather clocks, Anniversary clocks…and then I hit rock bottom with Cuckoo clocks.

And yet somehow, none of these clocks are in sync with each other.

Great entries!

And the winner is…

Go, Coffee!


New creepiness:


Thank you, Bozo. These children will add greatly to my minion army as I take over Collinwood once again.

Just as an aside, and not in play, Bozo looks way creepier and scarier than Barnabas.

“Hey fella, what do you like to do for fun?”

“Haunt your nightmares and slowly devour your soul.”

“Sounds great! Ready to kick the barrel into the balloon?”