A Genuine Caption Contest

So does that kid next to Bozo…

So, Bozo, you can really get the kids to sit on your lap? Can you show me how?

Trump - Before the comb over.

Kick the BARREL into the BALLOON?

Pennywise gives John Wayne Gacy advice on how to entertain children.

“There are no dark shadows a little pancake makeup won’t hide.”

“So when I asked who I had to kill to get a daytime Emmy…”

I watched Bozo back in the day. He would choose a kid out of the audience for the Kick the Balloon In the Barrel game and interview them beforehand. He’d try to confuse them by asking “When’s your birthday? Is it in Octember or Septober?” Then he’d say “So, you ready to kick the barrel into the balloon?” The kids were usually too shy to correct him, but sometimes they’d call him out for it.

Thanks for the explanation. I guess I would have called him out for it.

Bozo: Well, well, well, Mr. Collins,what does a vampire say when you ask him a riddle?
Barnabas: I’ll bite.

All funny, but I’m going to go with @Knowed_Out with

Congrats! You’re up, @Knowed_Out .

Thanks needscoffee!

Fill in the word balloons. Use as many words as you like.

Apologies for the click link. I couldn’t get it to display any other way.

Demon: Their wretched souls will scream out to the throne of God Himself, for all eternity!
Ditz: Another bad day at the office, huh, sweetie?

Demon: Melania, I have vanquished your husband and sentenced him to an eternity in Hell!
Melania: I really don’t care, do U?

“HOOOYAAARGH!!! It’s me…SANTA!!!

“Yeesh!, Even my nightmares are dyslexic.”

Demon: I will expose your flesh to my infernal lusts!
Woman: $100 for the first half-hour, and $50 for each additional quarter hour. No credit cards accepted.

Demon: Behold, whore, thy sins have made you my slave forever!
Woman: Mr. Benson, you’ve got the wrong window again.

This made me guffaw. All yours, needscoffee!

Thanks!

I don’t think this one is a repeat…
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Yep, they’re revolting.