They shouldn’t have let it leak that Roddy McDowell was the judge.
Gary Owens, you kinky bastard!
“And now Gorilla Face fans, which one of these gorgeous semi-simians should keep her mask on?”
The interview process for a Dian Fossey internship was rather humiliating.
The pilot episode for The Masked Singer lacked a little something.
Yes, number 5 is the gorilla your dreams!
Zira used her prize money from the pageant to go to college.
“Annnd … number 13 wins!”
“Pants and a turtleneck up against bikinis and short-shorts? Fixed! Fixed!”
“And first prize goes to the gorilla my dreams…”
Not an entry: I hate to admit this, but I actually know who the winner was. She won a part as an ape in Battle for the Planet of the Apes. I was an Apes nerd in Junior High.
That’s great! Which ape-gal won?
This site says #2 was the beauty contest winner.
I have to give our award for best caption to @Prof.Pepperwinkle for:
(Sorry, @Spoons, the prof beat you to it)
2nd place, should the winner be unable to fulfill the role or get caught up in a sex scandal, is @Elmer_J.Fudd with
You’re up, @Prof.Pepperwinkle!
I won with THAT old tired joke? Oh, well…
Here we go…
The rebellion began when the Impala God called his followers into the streets…
Pamplona’s Running of the Goats never draws much of a crowd.
Another stampede. Whatever.
"I suppose you’re wondering why I’ve called you all here… "
-“BB”-
Monaco’s attempt at brand extension failed with the Grand Prix Des Chevres
The Great Goat Stampede of 2020 had to be postponed when the stoplight wouldn’t change to green.
Little known fact: Goats are right-hand drive.
He’s got your goat. And his goat, and her goat, and their goat…
Residents of the new subdivision didn’t realize that the adjacent goat ranch was grandfathered in.