How do I kiss her? VERY carefully.
I want to run my fingers through your…never mind.
The slimmest girl named “Porky” you’ll ever meet.
She let that old Sega video game go to her head.
I asked if there was a hairstyle that could show off my tits, but someone misunderstood.
I did it so white people would quit touching my hair.
The live-action Broadway production of Sing! will open soon. Here’s a sneak peek the actress who will play Ash, the porcupine.
“Jeez, I knew that nipples harden up when I’m cold, but I didn’t know hair did that, too!”
Suzette wasn’t sure she could pull off Kate Moss’s waif look, so she decided to hedge her bets with an urchin style.
The winner!
Thanks, Professor! Okay, let’s try this:
The motion to outlaw vacuum cleaners passed unanimously.
Sometimes, international diplomacy requires one to negotiate with some real sons of bitches.
The delegate from Cameroon proposes a resolution that the Honorable delegate from Zambia is a good boy, yes he is!
All in favor of going for a walk say “arf”.
It’s a dog-eat-dog world, y’know.
The delegate from Bahrain missed the vote as he had to go walkies.
“Around here, we never use the word NEUTRAL. Bad connotations.”
None of the delegates could read, but managed to locate their seats by urine marking.
The only thing they could agree on was that Lebanon has the coolest flag.
You’d think the First World countries could throw us Third Worlders a bone now and then.