A Genuine Caption Contest

Right. Thank you!
However, I’m having connectivity problems at the moment, so someone else needs to post a pic. Sorry 'bout that.

Here’s one:

“It sounds a little weird – they said that the Archdeacon is going to talk about the Sith today.”

The Force had yet to be recognized as an authentic religion, but that didn’t prevent Darth from tagging along in the annual Eastern Orthodox Paraklesis Procession.

Our Vader who art on screen…

There’s a new look at the Southern Baptist Convention this year.

During the Lenten Season, Darth Vader abstained from force-choking cameramen…

No, I am YOUR father.

No, not I am YOUR father; I said “Call me Father Vader!”

The winner

Many thanks.

Next:

Smokin’!

A new blend came in. It’s called Dumpster Fire.

Never a dull moment in Alanis Morissette’s home town.

The press conference of ex-President Trump and counsel Rudy Giuliani will begin in a just a few moments.

I guess I need a new prescription for my glasses. I wanted to get some music on an older medium, and I thought it said, “House of Tapes.”

The neighbors complained, so the House of Vapes had to declare a limit of no more than six people in its back-room vaping lounge.

Breaking news: Secondhand vaping smoke may also be hazardous to your health.

This would be a much funnier cartoon if it were a marijuana dispensary. Imagine the captions!

Where there’s smoke, there’s smoke.

I have to go with:

@needscoffee, pour us another.