A Genuine Caption Contest

Why, yes, it will reach Broadside Elementary from here.

“I don’t like Mondays.”

“Okay, so with this, I can take out Ms. Smith and room 201?”

“OK Miss, your maniacal laughing is starting to disturb people.”

Just lie about your age and you can be shooting one of these in a few weeks!

The Army-day fair dropped the dunk tank this year. Instead they have the “Kill the T-72” booth.

Take it away @Bonum_Legatum

Let us try this:

The new VW Tracker — for when you want to tour active war zones.

Herbie Goes To Beirut

Caterpillar now handles smaller lots as well.

The Humvee W.

The Russians dig deeper down into their armored reserves.

This is all that Sergeant Blast and Private Meekly will have, if those gun-grabbers have their way.

The most confused of all the Transformers.

Bugasaurus!

“Well, sure, but if it doesn’t have Herb Tarlek sportcoat-upholstered seats, it’ll never sell, no matter how good it is at off-roading.”

Takes the prize for the reminding me of Herbie. Take it away!

It appears that needscoffee is “out of the office”. I will invoke the 24-hour rule.

Kent_Clark, take it away.

Gosh, from the bottom of my heart, second place is better than nothing!

Anyway, since @Bonum_Legatum was touched by a reference to “Herbie” let’s see what can be done with Herbie Hancock