“We’ve done it Dmitri! We found the location of the elusive G-Spot!”
“Ah Miss Jones, cheating on your diet again. Little did you know that Hershey Kisses show up on X-ray.”
I see things in your peritoneum
That belong in a British museum!
After all the work to steal the radioactive sample of Strontium-90 you had to go and eat it thinking it was a Ferrero Rocher!! Welp… Igor, take it out.
“Worse case of impacted navel lint I’ve ever seen”
It slowly dawned on her that having her top removed had been completely superfluous to a stomach x-ray.
The winner…
OK. I think I’ll give one that should be popular on this site.
How do you say “fake news” in German?
You know what they say about guys with little hands…
Ivanka thought it would be funny to show her dad this picture, but he bit her head off.
Off with her head! Lock her up!
The years of sucking up Putin’s dick take their toll.
“Did I say Jyna? I meant Jermany.”
My dentist said he froze me, and then said “Open Wide”. And by golly, it DID freeze that way.
I think I’m missing something in the translation, but it is odd enough to take the prize.
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Chicagoans believe a hot dog isn’t complete without a dash of celery salt.
NASCAR fans believe a hot dog isn’t complete without a squirt of 10-40W.
It grills fine, but it handles lousy.
It goes from 0 to 400 degrees in 1.9 seconds.
His stint at the Food Network was a sad low in the career of George Barris.