A good joke is like snootful of cocaine

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http://www.nature.com/nsu/031201/031201-5.html

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And a bad joke is like… ?

a snootful of crushed Smarties, I’d bet…

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I’d rather have the cocaine.

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“It’s important for Americans to know that trafficking of drollness and jockularity finances the world of terror, sustaining terrorists; if you quit being witty, you join the fight against terrorism.” - Bush