A Hobo Goes Solo (TMI)

Just a quick event from yesterday.

The weather has finally turned slightly cool here in SW Florida. Last night was in the 40’s. That’s cold for down here. Anyhow the weather during the day was phenomenal. I figured rather than go to the gym, I’d take a nice, long walk. As I started out, I decided to head down to Edison Mall which is only a mile or so away to do a little shopping. I took a long route in order to get some exercise.

So I cut down along 10-mile canal for a block. This canal has a railroad along the east side so I went on the west, walking on the berm. As I walk along, I look down into the woods west of the canal and see a homeless persons nest. But before I could even thinkk of stopping to look at it, I see that the hobo is occupying it. Luckily, he didn’t see me and I hurried on my way. How do I know he didn’t see me? Well, most people stop masturbating when surprised by a stranger.

It was over in a flash (For me anyway) but it was so surreal to encounter a dirty, grubby guy locked in man-to-hand combat right there for anyone to see.

Just thought I’d share.

Ah, your first hobosexual encounter.

This one time, at banned camp…

“A hobo goes solo, Mr. Hypno says no-no!”

Film at eleven
:stuck_out_tongue:

Was he yelling “Woohoo! I am masturbating like a MOTHER FUCK!!!”?

Because that would have been cool.

(btw, for the purposes of that phrase, “m f” is two words. TWO, people. Get with the program.)