A hustler told me a bald face lie!

[Morgenstern]

Next time dude, bet on the shell game. It’s a sure win.

[Whiskey_Dickens]

If you hold your head still long enough, I’ll give you the ability to tell a balled-face lie.

[Boyo_Jim]

And if you sing the lie, it might be a ballad-faced lie.

[Mahaloth]

Wally?

I knew he never died.

[kayaker]

@Arrogant_B_st_rd

It was owned by a lady who looked exactly like the woman who’s on the tub of Land O’ Lakes butter.

Did you check out her knees?

[Isosleepy]

While he is no Wang-Ka, I’m by and large entertained by his OPs, kinda like Skinny Pete and Badger entertained me on BB. His posts show a blitheness I find refreshing, and his writings assume a shared experience and implied agreement with his worldview, assumptions which are themselves very funny.

I haven’t quite figured out if he’s for real or trying his hand at creative writing from a certain perspective as some sort of exercise (I’m leaning towards the latter, but there’s enough in his non-OP posts which create real doubt). It doesn’t matter. Dismissing him out of hand as many of you do is a sad rejection of something new and different on this board.

[El_Kabong]

@VinylTurnip

This is the part where the OP leaves and then we notice the envelope in the trash with an Oklahoma return address, and the bingo card on the desk, and the Land O’Lakes butter tub on the kitchen table next to the can of Beanie Weenee, and suddenly it hits us OH MY GOD HE MADE THE WHOLE THING UP ON THE SPOT and we all chase after him but it’s too late, he’s gone FOREVER!

Wow. Someone should make a movie out of that.

[VinylTurnip]

@Isosleepy

I haven’t quite figured out if he’s for real or trying his hand at creative writing from a certain perspective as some sort of exercise (I’m leaning towards the latter, but there’s enough in his non-OP posts which create real doubt).

“Trying one’s hand at creative writing” is definitely the most genteel euphemism for it that I’ve heard…

[Morgenstern]

@Arrogant_B_st_rd

… A real southwestern-designed hat made by real Native Americans, and not some faux-southwestern designed hat made by Chinese and sold by white men in Urban Outfitters.

…!

Turn the label over. Look at the small print. Bangladesh.

[Larry_Borgia]

Whenever I’m in Oklahoma, I always stop at the Two Diamonds casino. The owner will come out and talk to you sometimes, which is a lot of fun, especially when he adopts one of his trademark wacky personas.

[Count_Blucher]

@VinylTurnip

This is the part where the OP leaves and then we notice the envelope in the trash with an Oklahoma return address, and the bingo card on the desk, and the Land O’Lakes butter tub on the kitchen table next to the can of Beanie Weenee, and suddenly it hits us OH MY GOD HE MADE THE WHOLE THING UP ON THE SPOT and we all chase after him but it’s too late, he’s gone FOREVER!

Hey, we don’t know for sure why he’s gone.

For all we know, the wind came sweepin’ down the plain…

[AncientHumanoid]

@El_Kabong

Wow. Someone should make a movie out of that.

We provide … Leverage :dubious:

[PunditLisa]

@Arrogant_B_st_rd

What sucks about being a professional gambler is that you can’t trust anyone.

I can definitely see how it would suck to be you.

[AncientHumanoid]

@PunditLisa

I can definitely see how it would suck to be you.

I get my A B posters mixed up.