Anybody wanna hear a scary knock knock joke?
Do we have a choice? 
Who’s there?
***BOO! ** *
Who?
Don’t cry, little boy.
Ba-dum-tish…
It’s got a good beat, and I can dance to it. Oi’ll give it a foive. But the lyrics sucked.
I’ve heard of a slow news day, but a slow humor day?
Aw come on, it’s comic genius! Hell of an ice breaker if “hello” seems too awkward. Tried it out on two persons of interest today and both thought it was both clever and cute. Especially the highly attractive one who makes horror movies her hobby.
The ad when I read the thread.
I think this says it all.
You are a*mack daddy!* You almost had *me* at Boo! ;) ;)Don’t SCARE me like that!!! :eek:
Oh yeah? Well…
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BOOGA!!! BOOGA!!! BOOGA!!!
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So There! 
This calls for some Dr. Dirty jokes.
KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
TIJUANA!
TIJUANA WHO?
TIJUANA GO TO THE GANG BANG…OH YES WE WILL…BECAUSE THE GANG BANG GIVES US SUCH A THRILL…WHEN I WAS YOUNGER…AND IN MY PRIME…I USED TO GANG BANG ALL THE TIIIIIIME…