A language is a dialect with an army and a navy. (Username poll)

Jaw Jaw makes War War

Commander-in-Chief of the Dialect. CNCD for short.

Battleship Verb

Well, I hate acronyms. Phooey, acronyms! Stupid things, with their capital letters and flouting of the lingual beauty of fully written forms! Screw you, acronyms.

I honestly didn’t think of using an acronym, because I think of them as something you use for concepts rather than people.

colonel dialectus, ‘colonel’ implies military so on and so forth. You may even wish to try and capitalize this time.
Colonel Dialectus or even General Dialectus.

ETA: Would ‘General Dialectus’ translate to ‘common language’?

Of your two choices, as requested:

Dialect Soldier. It reads and sounds better.

I have actually started playing BZFlag as “Hostile Dialect”, and may well go with that here. I like the look and sound of it, and it’s a little more indirect and clever than my two original suggestions. However, I appreciate the other creative suggestions and the posters, like Creaky, who made an effort to answer the question as specifically asked too. The jury is still out, so keep 'em comin.

Hannibal Dialector

Thank you, my dear. I try to refrain from being funny when a serious answer is requested.

Since when is “help me choose which pun I’m going to use as my screen name” a request requiring serious answers?

Hey, I’m just a serious, un-funny kinda gal!

Seriously.

fetus, ignore all those other suggestions. This is the Dope.

You want to be our very own Dialect Squid!

Just think how popular you’ll be in your very own squid suit at the initiations! Yes, you’ll have to clean the suit yourself.