Two Newscasters from opposite ends of the political spectrum.
These two facing off with firey debates on issues of the day.
I can even even vision the commercial to launch the show:
The two walk up to each other, like gunslingers ready to draw, and they glare at each other
Don’t expect them to agree with nor affirm anything.
I just want to say “Lemon/Tucker” is really catchy as the name of a show.
Tag line, “Pucker up and Suck it.”
And to sign off every every show:
After an hour of bickering incessantly, never coming within a mile of agreement on any damn thing whatsoever, one of them looks to the other (alternates each episode) and says…
“Women, amirite?”
Big collegial laugh, fade out.
We could call it something like “Crossbattle” or “Blastfire” or “Battlefire” or “Crossblast.” Arg, I’m not good at naming things, someone help me out here.
I propose Dumb & Dumber!
FireCross! 
Lemony Dickhead’s A Series of Unwatchable Debates
Just thinking of the two of them teamed up reminds me that this week is the anniversary of CNN+ being shut down.
By cracky, THAT’S IT!
And barely a month after the anniversary of its founding.
The only logical name would be
Jane, you ignorant slut!
(before I get banned, no misogyny is intended. For those too young to remember, this is a reference to a repeating SNL skit, back in the 70s. It was based on a 60 Minutes piece that ran at the time with the same name. Here is one of several)
Link to YouTube of SNL skit from 1970s
For Lemon/Tucker, they could even take turns on who was Jane.
It’s been done before, amazingly on Fox. Anyway, ol’ Tuck just might not be availble thanks to his latest job offer.
Lemon-Tucker: Slap Fight.
Because the only way I’d watch is if they ended every show in an actual slap fight. I’m pretty sure Lemon could win just about every time.
Tucker/Lemon isn’t bad either. Can you imagine they’d ever agree which name goes first?
"You have our admiration and support in any endeavor you choose for yourself next, be it running for president of the United States (which you should totally do, by the way) or making an independent media project,” he went on. “We’ll happily offer you a job if you wish to carry on as a presenter and host! You are always welcome in Russia and in Moscow.” " – Vladimir Solovyov, Russian propagandist
Unique among potential US presidential candidates, Tucker is also eminently qualified to be president of Russia, hampered only by the fact that the position is already occupied and the present occupant wishes it to remain so. In fact, Tucker’s popularity over there can be a double-edged sword, and if Tucker does visit Russia he would be well advised to stay away from open windows.
Call it “Lucker” or “Shutdiwn”.
Sign off ala Huntley Brinkley: “Women?” “Right”.
Wait, who’s Cross and why are they being fired.
“Tucker in for a Lemon Party”?
Carlson sharing the spotlight with a Black man?? He’d die broke and starving under a bridge first.