a lot of arrogant people here on the dope

The BBQ Pit
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Wow, did you write that or did Wildfire’s monkeys write it for you? :wink:

There was a time in Dale Carnegie class when the teacher said that we shouldn’t start a speech with a Twain quote, but since I’m a wiseass… (Dopers from around the world descend on me and beat me silly before I continue one of my stupid, Grandpa Simpsonish anecdotes.)

Really, Wildfire, continuing to post here may be the best thing you ever do to improve your English skills. Sure, we’re giving you shit now, but we’ll soon tire of it, and you’ll be left alone to study my posts, and learn how many superfluous commas English speakers used 150 years ago. The posting of a stupid Pit thread, and getting lambasted for it, is part of the hazing ritual here.

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And did your horse have to pull the sleigh uphill both ways?

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Ah, Wildfire…

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more sweaty and more annoying.
Forsooth, they doth both give me a headache
That throbbeth like the very, um, extremely throbby thing…

Rats. I thought I had something there at the start.

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Plagiarism is a serious offense. We are not as stupid as you wish. I am sure you will be hearing how seriously the board takes the crime of Plagiarism. It certainly doesn’t allow it from members, when it can be shown to be deliberate.

Bye

Tris

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Hey, lissen up, I have created a solar powered flashlight…never needs batteries. Patent pending.

So why should I NOT be arrogant, having one-upped the whole lot? Just tell me why this is wrong.

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. . . the very ensuance of penis?

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After reading this thread, I wonder if a besserwisser is really a bunnyfucker.

Then again, it’s entirely possible that a bunnyfucker is a besserwisser.

But maybe not.