What is the pit turning into?

Here I am going into the pit to see who or what pepper, Coldfire, the Byz, and others are going to rant about and flame on, and I see all these *mea culpa * threads. One was from Danielinthewolvesden, and another from drainthelizard. I must have missed something, since when did the BBQ pit turn into a confessional/“I’m sorry” board? I think that it is the last thing one would expect to see on this board. Maybe the Straightdopers are nice people after all, to make apology threads even in the Pit. Everyone that is, except for Sneevil.

Bitch! Shut the fuck up you sewage-slurping dinglepussy! Don’t make me eat your soul! Fuckin’ ho-cake.

On behalf of FreakFreely, I’d like to apologize for that last post.

You shut up, Freak, you clitoris-starved, lead paint taste tester.

Hey look! Freak just got flamed by the bastard offspring of Dr. Ruth and that guy from Blue’s clues! And doctors will tell you that pregnancy through anal sex is impossible…

Look, shut your ass. If you’re not a Pitizen, and only just casually come in here to browse the flames, then you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.

That being said, I can say that I know what you mean. I actually had to apologize to some folks, but generally one would take such a whiny post and put it in MPSIMS. That’s what I always do when I decide to fuck up in the Pit.

In any case, there is still plenty of hellfire and brimstone here, there is just an apparent lack of worthy topic, that’s all.
*all flames in this post meant in fun. Please do not get your scrot in a snit, cap, I am only playin’.

Listen up Lexy-boy, just cause you can’t spell “cock” without eating a bowlful doesn’t mean you have to ooze your maggot-gulping whine all over this fine forum.

Don’t make me smack you, myrr.

::smacks Lexicon::

Bitch.

Shut the fuck up! I said SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

You think I’ll hesitate in kickin’ alla yo asses!? Lissen here muthafuckas, I can hit the light switch, run over there, smack BOTH of yo bitch asses up, and still get back her and in bed before the light turns off! Now if ya’ll don’t stop insulting eachother, I’ll crunch your spines like a candy necklace! Don’t think I’m playin’ around!

Buncha soggy nutted brain drains. Kiss my ass!

::Walks in, browses the flames, doesn’t say anything, and wanders out::

Right, I’ve seen you try to crunch candy necklaces before, punk :rolleyes:

Now don’t you go poking your leprous proboscis in here, or I’ll hack out your spleen with a spoon.

And to the first person who asks “why a spoon?”, you get a free spleenectomy too. Buncha whorelickers y’all are.

::takes a deep breath::

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!

Insulting each other? You think that Myrr is actually insulting anyone? I am just amused at watching him/her.

It’s like watching a puppy chew on your hand. It kind of tickles, it’s fun for the puppy, and what the hell? It’s not like it hurts or anything.

Myrr is such a wannabe, such an “ooh, I’m trying so hard to be cool” kind of jagoff that it’s almost more fun to watch him try to flame than it would be to respond to him.

It’s like when the special olympics is on…
C’mon, you can do it! You can! I believe in you!
…except they actually can accomplish what they’re trying to do.

I almost want to take the little guy under my wing, and show him how real flames are ignited, fanned, stoked, and unleashed.

On second thought, fuck that. It’s more fun to watch him squint, clench, and try to flame, and only manage a weak queef, like the stuff we’ve seen so far in this thread.

Catfight!!! Catfight!!!

Listen up you ignorant troutsniffer, do I have to pants to convince you that I’m male? Normally, I don’t feel the need to prove myself to leprechauns, but I thought I’d make an exception for your wee little self.

Interestingly, the sci-fi hunk-o-junk “Lexx” is on the TV behind me. It reminds me of our little green man–poor animation, bad dialogue, and no future.

Who can afford 'em? And the heartless wenches won’t even give me a discount for grovelling. Say, were you going to use that gerbil?

And what the hell makes you think you’re so good, you pansy-assed finger sniffer?! Your insults are like snow flakes, they’re plain, colorless, and you can hardly feel them when they hit you cuz they melt on contact!

You’re waking the dragon bitch! Don’t make me really flame you! Now get out of my pit with your luckless leprechaun ass! The charms are mine now, bitch!

That’s right! I’m talking to you Lexicunt!

Freaky hun, you know I dig you.

But don’t you insult Lexicon or I will call upon the heavens to send down hail of fire and rain of flames.

So there. :smiley:

Lexicon is a personal friend of mine I will kick ass on anyone that gives him shit, even if he can handle it on his own!

So there!

< plops down on chair, arms crossed and eyes flaring >

Myrr, your pants are down like that all of the time.