Yeah, that’s right; I’m talking to you, the commando-wanker supreme that’s been fouling up this rose-scented MB.
What’s this? The crown prince of spaghetti-crunching wants to know what it is that he did? You want links?
Well bugger off; you know damn well what you’ve done. It would be a glorious waste of time for me to go, find the link, and then post it here just so that you could have the pleasure of actually seeing somebody give a damn.
Do you have any idea how much it pains me to have to use these minutes crushing your chitinous little hide? The only redeeming factor will be the little “pop” as your smarmy internal juices come flowing out.
Does it pain you to wake up in the morning and realize that you spiritually resemble the antibacterial agent in new Palm Olive dish soap?
And another thing, quit fucking around with the laws of physics; why in flaming tortilla cum should you get a fifth basic force created just for you: suck?
Oh, very well, here’s the bloody link, now go find a playground, bury yourself in the sandpit, and have pre-school kids run you over with toy trucks until the tires running over your skull excite the dormant little pinecone nestled inside.
For a Pit thread I find it weak and without merit.
It’s not flaming. It has no teeth.
To me it’s just a means to get his attention thereby leading me to believe it’s not a true Pit thread without a beef or a score to settle.
SO, I ask the mods to move or close this weak attempt at a Pit thread. There is nothing to flame, there is nothing to poopoo based on the OP.
It belongs elsewhere than the Pit to me.
Sorry Myrr, I spit on the ground you walk on now. It’s disgusting what you have tried to do with this thread. Satire in a Pit thread rarely makes sense even if you really meant to flame him…ugh, please.
I give it a 1.5 because there is no honesty to the flame. It’s all a farce, it’s Whimpy with a limburger cheese burger, who the fuck eats Limberger cheese burgers? So I have one of those cheese names right, or not…fuck you.
I was gonna give the flame a 10, just ‘cuz yer makin’ fun of that little nutless quarter-pint (by his own admission) dickhead… but since it’s clear that it wasn’t serious, I give it a big fat honkin’ ZERO!!!
So true Techie. No merit to the thread at all. It should have been put in IMHO. Ya noticed lately how the only ones getting flamed in the pit are the newbies? What’s wrong with these people? Come on guys, this is pathetic. It’s gotten where it’s not even worth reading the Pit any more. Newbies who can’t flame but think they can, full of self worth. Geesh, Techie, Byz, Diane, Satan, (Coldfire, yea I know you are on holiday) aha, Drain, Lexie, Alpha, we need to bring the Pit back to the glory days.
I agree with Ultress but wonder why I didn’t make her list… just an oversight I’m sure…
What the fuck has happened here? Do we really need a kinder gentler PIT? No fucking way. Take you mirth and pointless bitching and shove it up your wazoo.
Time to pull the pin and light up the flamethrower…
<logan voice=on>
I been sayin’ it and sayin’ it. I’m so glad to see that some folks are startin’ ta notice it. Where in the hell is ValerieBlaise when ya need 'er?
<logan voice=off>
Yeah, that was a pretty weak flame. It sounds like somebody telling off his grandma. Where’s the vitriol? Where’s the solid, unfettered anger undimmed by passage of time and consumption of high-grade pharmaceuticals? A flame should pick you up and bodyslam you into your own stinking filth. Your flame barely touched me. Try again, this time with the intent to kill!
A flame doesn’t have to be serious, cock-knocker, but it’s better when it is.
It’s like this, yak-balls:
Sex with a hooker is cool, but it’s better when you don’t have to pay for it. Or if she’s crying.
A lap dance is especially titalating if the stripper is crying.
In either case, it’s clear that something is always better when done with conviction.
