Thats all I really had to say. Pease, ya’ll!
Fuck that you goat-felching, cat squicking, porn obsessed, fuckin love-in starting newbie! 
Welcome to the pit!
-Sam
Go mung a day-old corn-fed cow, you boot-licking spittle-bopping son of a satanic chicken rapist!
Here in the Pit, we don’t do “get along”, capiche?
(Note the mastery of the Spanish dialect :D)
Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold…
Pease?
What the fuck is that? Please or peace? Go over to MPSIMS you brain dead moron!
Don’t like the heat? Stay the jolly hell away from our kitchen.
And I’m NOT kidding!
jenie, assuming you are serious, you are beating a drum well broken in by me. You have no idea what it is like, trying to be “the voice of reason” here. ESPECIALLY when the target is oh-so-deserving.
Gawd & Spoofe: yes, that was funny. ha.
Byz: decaf. Stress pill.
Daniel: Back to MPSIMS.
Thank you Daniel…now use the back button a few times and find MPSIMS! 
Reason? the pit? Never…
-Sam
::cough simul-post! cough::
Sniff sniff. Do I smell burning martyr?
Jenie, so YOU were the one that started the looting around here.
Hey, that’s my stereo! Let go, I saw it first!
Danielinthewolvesden – this is not a valid Pit thread. This is basically a dumb little troll looking for attention. Well, they got exactly what they wanted.
Nah, fuck that shit, if I want to fucking rip someone a new asshole i’ll tear that shit up! Ain’t no newbie gonna tell me what to do. You want summa this? Well, do you? Bring it on!
Welcome to the pit, enjoy your stay, would you like to be flamed rare, medium, or well done?
Doob? Is that you?
** You’re not Doobieous! What did you do with him?!**
[shocked and dismayed]
-Sam
If I rubbed the lamp in a counterclock wise fashion, would it suck Jeannie back in with a Christina Aguilara nightmare, perhaps taking the other needlessly perky people with her?
Apparently fLoWeRcHiLdGenerationY has a twin.
Can you say “TRL’s target viewing audience?”
No
hey SPOOFE…
I thought ‘capiche’ was Italian…not spanish…
Yeah…and isn’t it spelled capisce?
But as long as we’re all just getting along, we can let it go.
Spoofe & gawd (separated at birth?) You do not know me as well as I thought. With me it’s “Back to GD”, not MPSIMS. Geez, can’t even get that right. :wally
Byz: I knew that, but I got a rise outta YOU! 