This thread just makes my SIL the corn freak wan to sing
Love’s maize is a mystical wonderland
Conceals what the heart conveys
Love’s maize is a puzzle in paradise
Misleads all the eye surveys
All these puns make me feel rye.
Corn smut: won’t someone think of the children?
Gives “Children of The Corn” a whole new meaning.
What? Too far?
Hominy kinds have you tried?