This poll is for people who like Corn Smut.
Can’t answer the poll: you missed out “I like rubbing corn smut into my nipples”.
I like certain components of rye ergot even better, specifically* lysergic acid diethylamide*.
Gawd yes I love corn porn! My favorite video is “two men and a cob”.
This thread is not complete without a link to this stunning review of cuitlacoche.
Apparently it’s good for you, no joke. If I’m going to eat it it’s going to have to cure something I’m dying of.
You people disgust me. I can not believe this, this corn smut hasn’t been banned already. When I get elected it will be one of the first things I get rid of.
I guess it’s not smut, then, because it does have a redeeming social importance.
You are all a bunch of perverted corn shuckers.
Looking at corn pone on the Internet is disgusting.
Playing with your slicked buttered cobs in that manner is a sin.
You don’t have a kernel of decency.
It is amaizing you aren’t all blind after making that much creamed corn.
Only if it’s hard corn.
Boy, you sure seem to know a lot about corn porn.
Only if it’s not airbrushed.
Yeah, I was born in Illinois - back in my day, we had a cornucopia of things to do other then sit in a room and look at cornography. We had fields of dreams where you could sneak off and shuck. We didn’t have to do it alone in some dark silo.
There was this cute girl, Del Monte, and…well, let’s just say she knew how to plant seeds.
Kids these days don’t know what to do when it’s knee high by fourth of July.
Mexicans have known about the wonders of yummy huitlacoche (corn smut) for ages now.
You are only just now catching on to the fact that it is grrrreat?
Of course not! That’s how the brain corn gets you!
My favorite sub-genre is popping corn porn.
I love hard pore corn.
I don’t need to click your link to know what it is. I wish he’d keep up not not eating things.
I’d try it. For 20 minutes.
Smut? Give smut andnothing but!
I swear this message board is so damn weird. I love it!