George Bush (Dubya) is sitting in a local Dallas bar tossing back a few. I walked in and, of course, recognized him in an instant. “Mr Bush,” I exclaimed, “I’m so honored to meet you. But what are you doing HERE?”
The ex-President grinned and replied, “Enjoying my retirement. That, and I’m planning an operation to to kill off 10,000 Muslims and a blonde with big tits.”
Puzzled, I asked, “Why in the world would you want to kill some blonde with big tits?”
Dubya turned and grinned at the bartender, “See, I told ya nobody gives a shit about 10,000 Muslims.”